A Pig for Fun
A hog breeder from Decatur County in South Georgia brought a special breed of
hog to Atlanta for the Atlanta Zoo. He flew the hog into the Atlanta Airport but the flight was late and he had another appointment in town. So he took the pig out in front of the airport and hailed a cab and told the cabbie, “Look, I’m running late. How about taking the pig to the zoo.”
He put the pig in the cab, gave the driver some money and off they went.
He had his meeting, went to dinner and spent the night at the Buckhead Ritz. Next morning he gets up and walks out of the hotel. There’s the cab driver and the pig’s in the back seat. He’s got on sunglasses, a baseball cap and a fielder’s glove on the seat next to him.
The farmer was stunned. He ran up to the cab driver.
“Hey, I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo.”
“He had a wonderful time at the zoo. Today he wants to go to a Braves game.”